This has to be the funniest thing I have ever read in a newspaper article, even though it was online. This guy is found at a bus stop and has a Fu Manchu mustache, in a full suit of armor and an Aladdin style sword covered in blood. People got scared and called the cops, once they caught the man they questioned him, like “Why do you have a sword?” and “What are you doing?” The answer could not be any more random or stupid. He was on his way to a video game convention! Isn’t that the funniest thing you have ever herd, the sward was made of wood as well. They just let him of with nothing because he didn’t even do anything.
You have to admit, that is the lamest yet hilarious thing you have ever read. A guy with a Fu Manchu mustache on his face is awesome. That makes the story funny enough. Then you top it off with the same man wearing a full suit of armor, a bloody wooden Arabian sward, and he was headed to a video game convention. What a dork, If I were on the scene, I wouldn’t call the cops, I would ask him how long it took him to grow in the mustache.
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